Meet the Authors of Blogs That Coincidentally Share the Name of a Tom Waits Song

Big in Japan
Written by: former Major League Baseball slugger that finished his career in Japan only to stay there and become a producer of straight-to-video anime
Most recent post: “I can’t freakin’ believe the Red Sox won!”

Chocolate Jesus
Written by: Disgruntled Easter Candy Maker
Typical post: ends with thoughts of converting to Judaism

Earth Died Screaming
Written by: an environmentalist
Most recent post: warnings on drilling in Alaska with a particularly lengthy bit on the beauty of the caribou

The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)
Written by: Billy Joel
Most recent post: tells of how that house just jumped right out in front of him

16 Shells From a Thirty-Ought Six
Written by: an NRA member
Typical post: contains at least one Ted Nugent quote

Tango ‘Til They’re Sore
Written by: a militant dance instructor
Typical post: complaints about the ineptitude of her students and stories of heartache concerning the man who got away

Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis
Written by: a hooker from Minneapolis or Rhoda (1970-74)
Typical post: includes yet another story about the time she fucked Kirby Puckett or constant talk about desire to move back to New York